Tuesday, March 5, 2013

September 10, 2007: Three Yavos Walk Into a Bar

 

There was no car sent for Sonjelle so she didn’t end up going to pick up the new guy, and rumor had it that Edem had picked up the kids for the trip to the clinic very early that morning, so we didn’t have anything planned out for us to do today.  After our ritual egg sandwiches and the kids went off to school, Sonjelle and I went to the market in Kpando (It was actually Market Day!  It’s only Market Day every three or four days, and so far I’ve missed it.) and got some cloth.  We brought it to Obey, the local tailor.  He’s going to make a men’s shirt for me to give to JB, and the seamstress next door will make me a dress in the same fabric.  He can’t make my dress, though—only a female tailor can make my dress, apparently.  The fabric was 8 cedis for 4 yards and each item will cost 3 cedis to make. 

Obey the Tailor
Obey’s bright, flashy patterned tunics are only outshined by his bubbling giggles and grins.  His tailor shop, a little wooden shed barely ten feet long, is painted bright blue and has the name “Still OBEY the BIBLE Tailoring Shop” stenciled in white and gold above the door.  His sewing machines and fabric fit nicely inside, but he can’t be contained.  Sonjelle mentioned the “friend” that Obey is often holding hands with, and I mused that Joyce might have to retract her statement that “there are no gays in Ghana.”

Uncle Mauwli
The new volunteer, John, got in around 11:00am.  Edem had sent his friend Mauwli to pick up John and they came straight to the home to drop him off.  There are a few people Edem can trust to help him out with the home, and Mauwli is one of them.  Mauwli takes college classes in Accra, and comes home to Kpando on the holidays and some weekends.  He looks a little older than your typical college student with his full five o’clock shadow, wiry build, and designer jeans, but he’s as optimistic and chatty as a freshman.  He’s interested in starting his own nonprofit, so I have the feeling he won’t always have time to help out quite as much around the home.  It’s a shame, because the kids crawl all over Uncle Mauwli the minute he steps through the gate.

Uncle John
After a nap and lunch the three yavos took to the kids to the sports stadium for something to do.  John looks like Professor Plum on vacation, with his short, dark hair parted on the side, his stylishly nerdy glasses, and his completely nerdy bucket hat.  His own five o’clock shadow is a bit sparse, and he says he isn’t shaving until he gets home.  Ah, the benefits of volunteer vacations.

We talked while the kids played soccer and jumped rope.  He has never been to a developing country- he’s a bit overwhelmed.  The first thing he said after being quiet for a minute was “I knew we lived above our means… but now I KNOW we live above our means.” 

He and his partner live together, above their means, in Providence, Rhode Island.  Unlike me, it sounds like he actually did his homework before planning his trip.  He chose Ghana because it is relatively politically stable and safe, has travel and tourism infrastructures, and the people are welcoming.  Not as welcoming as he’d like, however.  He had read that Ghanaians love to see pictures from home and hear stories about the friends and families of travelers, but he decided it was best to leave pictures of Frank behind. 

The matrons served us dinner and we helped with homework, read stories, sang songs, dolled out and collected dozens of kisses and hugs, and put the babies to bed.  Then we went out on the town.  The internet wasn’t working (“internet finish,” as we were told), so John wasn’t able to assure his poor family that he is alive and well on the other side of the world.  Mauwli had helped him purchase a phone and some credit, so at least Frank knew he was all right and could spread the word. 

What a spectacle we were; three yavos walk into a bar.  Well, a bar is called a “spot,” so I suppose the joke would go “three yavos walk into a spot.”  And then that’s it.  That’d be the joke.  Both Mauwli and Obey showed up and joined us.  We felt like celebrities.  Or zoo animals.  People staring at us, strangers coming up to say hello.  It was totally weird.

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